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  • Classic

    The everyday dad bod. Smooth and believable.

  • Tan

    Fresh off a summer of cookouts.

  • Hairy

    Maximum gross-out. Hair where hair shouldn't be.

  • Six-Pack

    All of the abs. None of the gym.

    • šŸ”’ 1. Buckle it on

      Clip the strap around your waist with the belly facing out. Adjust it until it sits where a real gut would.

    • šŸ‘• 2. Let the shirt ride up

      Wear it under a normal tee. The zipper sits right where your waistband would be.

    • 😐 3. Act completely normal

      Walk in like nothing changed and let everyone else do the math.

      šŸŽ GIFT IDEA

      The gag gift they'll actually wear

      • šŸŽ‚ Birthdays
      • šŸ‘” Father's Day
      • šŸ» Bachelor parties
      • šŸŽ White elephant and Secret Santa
      • šŸŽƒ A Halloween costume in five seconds

      BEFORE YOU ASK

      Questions? We got you.

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      Is it a real fanny pack or just a gag?

      Both. The belly is the joke, the bag is real: a zip compartment that holds your phone, wallet, keys and cash.

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      Will it fit me?

      One size fits most. The strap is adjustable, so it fits a wide range of waist sizes.

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      Which style should I pick?

      Classic and Tan are the most realistic. Hairy gets the loudest reactions. Six-Pack is for the friend who never skips leg day.

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      Is it a good gift?

      It's made for it: birthdays, Father's Day, bachelor parties, white elephant swaps and secret Santa.

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      How long does shipping take?

      Delivery takes 7–12 business days within the USA, with tracking on every order. We currently ship to the USA only.

      šŸ”„ LAUNCH SALE: 40% OFF

      Get the dad bod, skip the beer

      Four styles, one size, zero workouts. Grab two and save 15%, or three and save 25%.

      āœ… Tracked US shipping   āœ… 30-day money-back guarantee